Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Memphis Chokes on a Fat Dick


Great job Memphis. How did you blow that game? Oh yeah... free throws. What happened Johnny? "We'll make them when we need to". My ass. You choked on the biggest stage because of your shitty free throw shooting. Also, why did you tell your team to foul with 45+ seconds left in a one-possession game? You fucking twat. You and your thugs blew the game. I have to give Kansas some props though. They were resilient and tough. Chalmers' 3 to force overtime was one for the ages. Once Dorsey was out in overtime, Kansas took control. Does anyone know if Memphis still exists? I thought that the riots would be aplenty. I'll look out for the smell of burning trash wafting up from the south tomorrow. If I smell it, Memphis has burned. There's really no unique commentary from me about the game. Derrick Rose is a beast. Kansas seems like they went somewhat under the radar this season (Is that even possible for a 3-loss team?). They lack a superstar per say (No, Brandon Rush is not a superstar), but it is a team game and they have a damn good team. Billy Packer is a damn idiot. He realized that Kansas went into some type of zone 4 possessions after they switched to a box-and-one on Douglas-Roberts (Why can't you just choose a fucking name? Why do you need 2 last names you dick?). 2 possessions later he finally figured out that it was a box-and-one. Yes Billy, that's what the mysterious defense is in which 4 players play some sort of intricate zone and the 5th follows an opposing player around. What a rambling idiot. Someone take this ACC-biased idiot off the air. Put Gus Johnson on all the big games. Congrats to Kansas and congrats to me for picking the national champion this year. Memphis - you get nothing. You suck dick and I'm glad you lost. Peace. 

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